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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 17.72 | 18.90 | 20.08 | 21.26 | 22.44 | 23.62 | 24.80 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 28.35 | 29.53 | 30.71 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 34.25 |
Say it loud, say it proud — and maybe get a few laughs while you’re at it. The D.A.R.E. – Drugs Are Really Expensive unisex tank is an exclusive collab between artist Crutis Wohlgrometh and Mythical Merch, blending sharp humor with bold, eye-catching style. Perfect for festivals, the gym, beach days, or just making a statement wherever you go.
Proudly made in the USA, this tank is crafted from 100% combed cotton for a soft, breathable, and lightweight feel. The unisex fit works for everyone, while the raw-edge armholes give it that effortlessly cool cut-off vibe. Printed with vibrant, long-lasting colors, it’s built to keep the joke (and your style) fresh for years.
Features:
- Exclusive Crutis Wohlgrometh x Mythical Merch design
- Made in the USA
- 100% combed cotton — soft, breathable, lightweight (4.4 oz/yd²)
- Unisex fit with raw-edge armholes for a cut-off style
- Vibrant, long-lasting print
For those who like their fashion bold, their humor unapologetic, and their tanks built to last.